The face of EVIL!

So, by now I keep talking about Colleen.. but what does she look like?? I wasn't sure myself until I was telling a friend what she makes me feel like and then it came to me... but before I show you the picture, let me describe her to you.

Colleen, first and for most, makes me feel manly... Very masucline... almost butch like.. I don't feel feminine at all! I don't want to be super dainty but I don't feel like a true woman... I don't know how to explain it. It is like I am a sexy ass bitch (excuse the language) trapped in a butch woman!!! Ok, I guess I can explain it! :)

Also, I feel like the clothes for us "fluffy" gals are not very cute. I feel like they don't have a wonderful selection... "OMG! I love them!!! They are so comfy and everything is stretchy and big. Nothing too tight... I like feeling like I am wearing my PJ's all day.." Once again please ignore Colleen's interruption... you see this is the kind of stuff she is consistently saying to me all the time. "Eat that, you will love it... wear that, who cares if you look bigger than your husband.. makes me feel comfy!" SHUT UP COLLEEN!!!

Colleen is everything I don't want to be anymore... overweight, butch, negative and lazy, just to name a few... So here she is... no more waiting... I give you the face of my evil... COLLEEN!!!!!!

Look at her... yes, I know it is Charlize Theron from Monster but that is EXACTLY how I picture Colleen. Looking at her makes me want to get up and work out right now... ewww

The next picture is my muse for my life change... she is the total opposite of Colleen. She is feminine, danty, sweet and thin LOL... She is my inspiration for my goal of running in the Disney Princess Half Marathon.. She is none other than, Snow White!

Now look at her... she is what I am going to feel like in May 2014 when I am 110 pounds lighter!

Well, I need to get to bed.. I am getting up at 5am to go swimming... "6AM works better for me".. no, thank you Colleen! You are shrinking as the weeks go by.. 11.5 pounds lighter :)